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Metal birds have feelings, too
So my mom and sister came to visit a couple weekends ago and my mom was showing me some pictures that my sister took of Sherman posed in the yard…but the pictures she showed me were of Ralph. So I was like, really Mom? You’re not even my mom anymore if you can’t tell my metal birds apart. They’re like your grand birds. They probably need therapy now. They’re going to start drinking.
Then, in anticipation of this blog, I asked her to send me the pictures of Ralph and Sherman she showed me while she was here, and she sent me these:
Ralph
THIS ONE IS HAROLD
Wow Mom, Just…wow.
P.S. She has NO idea that I wrote this, nor did I actually give her a hard time to her face about getting confused about her grandbirds. I figure this way is more fun. We’ll see…
P.S.S. Mom, you’re still my mom. But I cried a little.
Things I Love
Sundrop. Diet and regular – but I prefer Diet
The crumbs at the bottom of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. YUM!!! i love all that cinnamon and sugar
Cookie Dough. I do not care if it has uncooked eggs, it is the best snack/breakfast ever
Coffee Creamer- not coffee. They should just make caffeinated creamer, and then I could do away with the coffee altogether. Don’t you steal my idea, I’m about to be rich on that one.
Pencils. I just love to write with a good, sharp pencil
Peacocks. Like Harold. He’s the best peacock ever. Quiet, and pretty.
Frogs. Because this one time, I thought there was a frog in a parking lot and really it was a tar mark on the concrete, but I didn’t realize this until I had already yelled “OHHH FROG!!” and ran over to it…sadly, it was no secret that I mistook a tar stain for a frog.
Lemonade. I just love lemonade.
Singing. Also, I’m darn good at it.
Rapping (not raping, i do not love raping. don’t get confused) Not as good at that as I am at singing…but I love it. I have a video of it but I don’t know how to link to it, because I’m not good with computers and stuff. Maybe one day.
Meet Harold
I love Target for SEVERAL reasons, but yesterday I found my favorite thing ever at Target.
How It Happened:
Shopping at Target with the Ex Husband, in the food section, near the garden section. While I’m waiting for him to pick out his flavored water I venture to the garden section to look at large pots …. and then it happened… in the lonely corner of the garden section on the bottom shelf:
- OHHH PEACOCKS!!
I quickly call the ex over and say “look at what I found!!!!” and he shakes his head and says “that’s not going in my yard“….
Meet Harold
Harold lives on the bookshelf by my bed.
